Tuesday, February 27, 2007

G-g-ghost!


i'm sc-sc-scared! ...of a ghost, fyi.

f_r_e_e_d_o_m


freedom tweets.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

bat, but not the baseball kind.

Can you believe people are afraid of bats? They are so adorable.


awww, he's nocturnal.

Pfft. Babies. People who are afraid of bats are babies.

Monday, January 22, 2007

i guess he's probably not well


i had something like that once. yeah.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

noobs.

I have a Gold Membership to Xbox Live. I rarely use it. The reason?


the irony is he's lazier and fatter and uglier and lamer than I am in everyway, but he still gives me a hard time. odd.

Stupid kids.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

what's up doo-rag?

I'll admit it. A certain Xbox 360 game that rhymes with "Shmears of Boar" has tickled my fancy.

I don't usually do this, but here's my ode to the manly-man vibe the whole game oozes with:


oh yeah. that chest heaves for the ladies.

Before you think of me as a testosterone-fueled, ultra-buff, M-A-N of the highest degree, I've got to say my other game of choice rhymes with "Shiva ...uh...er...Pinata".

Does anything rhyme with "Viva Pinata?"

Friday, December 29, 2006

He sucks blood for a living.


oh, snap! it's mother-effin' dracula n' stuff!

ghost ride this.

Look, it's a comic book aficionado.


"ponytail?" more like "dead give-away."

Oh, snap! Take that like-minded comic fans!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

...as he walks off the page.


too many hugs does a body good.

What is that, er...cute thing?


i don't quite know what kind of animal it is, but it is in the clouds.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Space + Grime = this Guy.

I lost my Moleskine note book for a while. It was a difficult time for me.

Today I found it on my desk. Go figure. And I found just in time.

Just in time for a meeting.


this little space-dude probably would say "thanks for drawing me. if you hadn't, i wouldn't exsist." to which i would respond, "no prob, little space-dude. it was fun"

Thank god I found it. If I hadn't, I might have had to pay attention.

I shudder to think....

Friday, December 08, 2006

That dude.

Here's a dude.


He's a dude alright.

A friendly Robot.


friendly robots are the best robots

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

who's that dude?

I just got back from Ireland. I packed really light. I basically wore the same outfit the entire time. I drew this when I had a minute of downtime.


hat? glasses? t-shirt? hoodie? jacket? check. two inch thick layer of grease and dirt? check.

That doesn't look much like me. But that's ok. It wasn't a self portrait when I started, it only kind of became that when I added my clothes and facial hair.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Space-meeting.

I drew this during a meeting today. Everyone thought I was taking extensive notes. But I wasn't. I was drawing this dude. This dude who might be from space.


he obviously is in need of a wig.

I kind of love meetings. Kind of.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fox Tail.

Foxes are cute. Their tails are cute. I saw a baby fox (on the internet).


I was amazed by a baby fox I saw on the internet, so I drew a baby fox.

Yeah. He was cute.

Friday, November 10, 2006

excitable boy space cat.

The cat in the previous post continues his adventure...


he makes a cute getaway!

P.S. I think i was channeling Jesse Riggle for the tentacles. It must be due to my crippling separation anxiety.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

excitable boy.


he loves that cat more than he loves basic brain function.

something went wrong...


reminds me of a dude i know. you know the one. the ugly dude.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

ummmm, banner?


a banner is a hard thing to fill.

Monday, October 23, 2006

hickie-heaven.

now that i'm long out of high school, sometimes I miss the secret late nights and dark hickies.... *sigh*

claaaaaasy

for real though, high school is for sucks.

Friday, October 20, 2006

cats with caps.


cats with cats is almost as funny as cats with mustaches. or cats with booties. or cats with flat faces.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

prince puff


either he's a cloud prince thinking about his hero, or he's an ice cream scoop prince thinking about his... hero.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

blank like my soul...


this dudical dude was birthed thanks to the winning combination of a boring meeting and scratch paper. more fortunate than many of his brethren, he escaped being tossed aside like so many random doodles, and made it here to greet you and yours. his expression represents my inner color of my soul.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

I guess he might do drugs.

Look! A drug addict! I'll bet he's up to hilarious shenanigans and unpredictable tomfoolery to fuel his drug addiction! Ha ha ha. That's priceless, it truly is.


actually, on closer inspection, he might just be tired.

For real though, hugs not drugs.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Semi-Related Skullfaces.

Here are two drawings that are related because they both have skull-face faces. That is the only real connection.... I guess.


smooth operator


he appears to dabble in some arts. perhaps of the black variety. i don't know why.

Huzzah.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Ain't it the truth.


This drawing has been modified from it's original form. The name of the corporation or industry in question has been removed to protect any "innocent" parties.

Oh snap.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Someone's going to get hurt.


Something told lil' Rascal that this was sure to end poorly...

Friday, July 21, 2006

Let me lay some truth on ye.


There was no denying it: he was way cool.