mighty (hungry) mouse.

mouse-mouse loves ice cream more than you could ever dream of loving ice cream. don't even front.

EDIT : I went back to this drawing a little bit. Above is the most recent version. The old one is slightly more cute, and can be found here.

You must be a nerd if you wear glasses.

Question : Is he a nerd? Or a jock? Or a jock posing as a nerd? Or a nerd who got all thick-necked in some crazy science experiment gone wrong?

Answer : None of the Above. He is familiar, though.


this reminds me of... some guy from somewhere.

Messy Baby.

parents should teach their babies some manners. also, they shouldn't let them become huge monsters.

I Love Street Fighter 2, I Just Really Hate Zangief.

like zangief, i am a manly man.

I don't really hate Zangief as a character. I like his tiny undies. I like his luxurious chest hair and manicured beard. I even like the cape he throws off his shoulders at the start of a round.

But if you've ever played Marvel Vs Capcom 2 with a friend who abused his Mech-Zangief transformation, you'd hate him too.

P.S. - Thanks to Lupe Fiasco for the title to this post.

plane party.

Q : What do you get when you draw on a dark plane during a bumpy flight?

A : Some crap like this...


the seat was empty, but it would have been awesome if bert were in it. i bet he'd turn around and say "will you please stop kicking my seat? i'm try-ing to sleep!".

Yeah. Bert is awesome.

Frozen-Brain Pun.

This was a funny pun while on the freezing and swanky streets of Manhattan.

Maybe less-so after the fact.


get it? kind of like the brand? only different.

Space-Chop!

...from the corner of his vision-receptors, he saw the space-rock move. It didn't move much. A space-inch or less, he calculated. But it had definitely moved.

Our brave space-hero stood motionless. Waiting in the frigid darkness of the Moon, his danger-sensors pulsed red. Trouble was most certainly near. Someone... no someTHING... was underneath that space-rock.

Slowly, RangerRobo raised his robo-hand, preparing for a massive Karate Chop...


oh, i can't look!

Letter to Water.

Dear Water,

How's it going? I'm pretty good. Sometimes I wish it wasn't so cold out. But I bet you don't like it either since it freezes you and stuff.

I just wanted to write to tell you that you're really rad. I like taking showers, and without you that'd be impossible. I like the way you and soap get all foamy. Sometimes I use the foam to make a beard or a tall hat.

Also, you're a total lifesaver at the gym. When I get all thirsty on the rowing machine and a need a break, I can always count on you to make me feel awesome again. Hey, isn't it funny that the rowing machine is like pretending to row a boat on you? I just thought of that.

So anyway, I just wanted to say 'thanks' and 'keep up the good work'. I try really hard to not pollute you and stuff, even though it's hard sometimes. I hope you and all the penguins along really well. I like them too.

I made this picture to show you that even if I order a soda when I go out, I still love you the most.


water : you rule!

Your B.F.F.
Chris

this drawing makes me so tired.

i wish i could fall asleep in the clouds too. instead i have to sleep on a pile of dog hair and cat litter.