Doom-cicle.

doom?

a quiet space battle

in the midst of a slightly boring, but still intergalactic, battle over the possession of a huge space crystal diamond.

bite me.

he was nicer than his teeth let on.

alpha beta crap-a

when you're in a frat with this dude you don't just party. you par-tay.

in poor taste.

"don't cry! i'm not dead, dudes! you just never had me in the first place!"

P.S. it's Friday the Turd-teenth! My favorite holiday of all!

in-tents.

he was one intense dude.

Do you know what else is intense?

Camping is.

deep blue cutie

…on the verge of capturing the elusive and majestic Cutiefish. it's so cute it inspired the Cuddlefish to cuddle. yes! so cute!

gas-face.

Some days just get the gas-face. Today was one of those days.


don't worry, dude, at least you've still got your radiant good looks and gentlemanly charm going for you.