i guess he's probably not well

i had something like that once. yeah.

noobs.

I have a Gold Membership to Xbox Live. I rarely use it. The reason?


the irony is he's lazier and fatter and uglier and lamer than I am in everyway, but he still gives me a hard time. odd.

Stupid kids.

what's up doo-rag?

I'll admit it. A certain Xbox 360 game that rhymes with "Shmears of Boar" has tickled my fancy.

I don't usually do this, but here's my ode to the manly-man vibe the whole game oozes with:


oh yeah. that chest heaves for the ladies.

Before you think of me as a testosterone-fueled, ultra-buff, M-A-N of the highest degree, I've got to say my other game of choice rhymes with "Shiva ...uh...er...Pinata".

Does anything rhyme with "Viva Pinata?"