Saturday, May 27, 2006

don't forget, he's a vampire.


and what a vampire!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

The Joys of Being Twins


and that's the way it happened

A chin!

Today I gave myself a challenge. To draw myself, in my whimsical stylings, with a chin, And with my mouth closed.

I always draw myself without a chin. It's funnier that way. But I have a chin. Infact, I have an angular, jutting jaw-line, to the point it's almost ridiculous. So here I am with a modest chin....


whoa! my head doesn't slope into my collar!

Let it be known; I offset the reality of a chin by making my mouth closed. In real life my mouth is rarely closed. My mouth is almost constantly half open. Like I was staring off it to space and started to droool. Probably due to the exhaustion caused by the weight of my jaw....

Octo-Cute!


deep beneath the sea lives a monster...

2nd drawing in my Moleskine notebook... such buttery soft pages.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

My New Notebook.

Maybe getting a brand new notebook isn't an exciting and erotic event in everyone's life, but rest assured it brings me more pleasure than you can fathom.

And Lindsay brought me a brand new notebook from her trip to the NYC.

And not just any notebook, but a Moleskine notebook. Moleskine makes the best notebooks in all the land. They are soft and supple and gorgeous. My new one is of the Graph variety, my favorite variety. Blank is cool too. Pockets are odd, but sweet. Ruled can suck it for all I care.

Here is the first drawing I did in it. It was a blast of joy to the nut-sack.


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OMG.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Congrats Katie!

Hey! You there! My lil' sister, Katie, graduated from college this weekend. I attended the ceremony. I was bored, so I drew these....

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I did them on the program for the ceremony. It was a coarse, ribbed paper. I had to use a pen made entirely of Corn (seriously. Well, except the metal tip). So if you think they are crude or hard to read, you try to do better, Capt'n Tiny Peener.

Ha.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

based on a very true and very sad story....


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Awwww. Don't worry, though... He eventually grows a veritable forest of ghostly pubic hair. And in the process he buds in to a true Ghost-Man.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

a day in the life of a corpse....


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I strongly feel that if my face ever fell off it would be accompanied by a loud "pop" that would startle any onlookers.

Monday, May 08, 2006

A walk in the life....

The Humane Society had it's annual Walk for Animals this weekend. 'Twas a blast....


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Twink and Atari had a Fun Riot.
Yes, Atari wore a striped shirt. And yes, Twink wore a TMNT T-shirt with a knot. And yes, I did eat a copious amount of hotdogs. Which were FREE.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Erection Head.

Because my handwriting is less than exemplary and there's a spelling error or two in there, I'll transcribe the dialogue bubble for you:

Excuse me? What did you just say to me?
...Just now, yes....
My Word! You, sir, are both immature and a pest! I've never... I am appalled.
For shame.




Yes, that's how half of the conversation went.
What a penis head.

p.s. click the pic to see a big dick.